I want to spend subjective hours trapped in a time loop of being right on the edge while every nerve in my body is on fire with pleasure, then spend hours in a time loop of cumming endlessly until my mind breaks under the strain
both types of fantasies are completely valid but I really like the latter š¤¤
non-queer fantasies are probably like: I want [a girl] to [spank me] [and then we fuck]
meanwhile Iām over here fantasizing about an unfathomable eldritch entity ripping me out of space-time to use me in its pocket dimension and violate me in ways I will never fully understand
This cat fluent in the English language*
*only word that matter
pronoun check
do you still have your pronouns? do you know where your emergency backup pronouns are?
are Trump voters ever going to understand the suffering they have caused? will they ever be apologetic? or will they spend their entire lives patting themselves on the back for helping to āmake America greatā
I hope they all fucking die tomorrow and I hope it hurts
Oh, #bluesky is starting to censor posts about Mastodon? Who would've thought?
Sex workers/content creators of the Fediverse! I'd love to find all of you and connect/build community :)
Please interact with this post if you're interestedā¤ļø
I need someone to make a video reading this article in the style of the classic ācock and ball tortureā
I just learned that there is a Wikipedia article on alpha/beta/omega
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omegaverse
hearing this discussed in Wikipediaās clinically formal register is such an experience
rejected poll questions:
are furries into musk because animals like to sniff things?
@SimplyTadpole omg I forgot about Deltarune! thatās definitely not my kind of game either but I wouldnāt call it an interactive movie, since presumably your choices have consequences in the story and there are multiple endings and etc.
Short socks are also valid, right? At least I love the feeling, kinda comfyš§¦