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software tinkerer and aspiring rationalist. transhumanist and alterhuman

I try to be very careful about CWing things. sometimes I make mistakes but I want to make my posts as safe to read as possible

I sometimes post NSFW/kinky/lewd things behind CWs. this should go without saying but if you're a minor please do not interact with anything lewd/NSFW that I post

I have very limited energy and am very shy so it might take me a long time to reply to messages sometimes, or I might not be able to reply at all. this is kind of an "output only" account for the most part, but I'm hopeful that I can change that over time

I sometimes use curly braces to {clearly show where a grammatical phrase begins and ends}, like that. you can think of them like parenthesis in code or math, except they operate on grammar instead

any commercial software or hardware that gets periodic updates will enshittify sooner or later

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GAGS: my webapp for searching lewd audio subreddits
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alright I think I’m comfortable saying that GAGS is ready to be used! you can find it here:

https://gags-search.xyz/

GAGS (#GWA Advanced Gender Search) is a tool for searching #EroticAudio / #AudioPorn subreddits like #GoneWildAudio and #EroticHypnosis. unlike GWASI, GAGS lets you search for exactly which listener genders and speaker genders you want. for example you could search for only files by trans men or genderqueer people, and exclude all files for men. I hope this will be especially helpful for beings with complicated sexualities and/or genders who can’t just search for something simple like [F4M]

so if you’re interested in that, please give it a try! keep in mind that it might be a little bit slow because I’m using a cheap VPS, and the reddit API is also very slow

please let me know if:

  • you use a screen-reader and run into problems screen-reading GAGS
  • you’re confused about how to use GAGS (I want to make the UI as easy-to-understand as I can)
  • you get an error page when trying to use it, or you can’t connect to it
  • it takes more than 30 seconds to load a page (this is way too long)
  • you find a security vulnerability
  • most importantly, if you like GAGS or it helped you find something good. I would love to know that I was able to help!

I have very limited energy, but if there’s enough interest and I have the energy to spare then I do want to keep improving #GAGSProject, so feedback is appreciated 💙

also, if GAGS was helpful then please consider boosting this post so that more beings can try it. I don’t want to get deluged with traffic or anything but I’d like to help as many beings as possible find hot audios to listen to that are tailored to their gender and orientation

edit: I updated the link from the old one ( https://gags-search.duckdns.org/search_form ) because the old one was causing DNS issues. so if you weren’t able to connect before, maybe try the new URL and see if it works 💙

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Jen, Yoted with the Sauce

tfw i exist in the physical realm and am not a digital construct

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There's an old Soviet , which thanks to neoliberalism, applies in several countries now :

A man goes to a newspaper stand every day, buys a copy of Pravda, glances at the front cover, curses, and throws it away.

After a few weeks of this the seller just has to ask what's going on: "why do you always look at the cover but never inside?"

"I'm looking for an obituary."

"An obituary? But those are in the back!"

"Oh no, the obituary I'm looking for will be on the front page."

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ZIF connectors mean "zero insertion force" because that's how much force before they break.

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Dear Akkoma/Pleroma:

Why do you do this
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it’s amazing how much ffxiv looks, plays, and feels like a real mmo despite being made entirely out of hot glue

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RosethornRanger (it/its) (TTV)

"Independence" is the greatest tool the capitalists have at prying apart the workers. Kiss your homies goodnight and forge a bond that cannot be broken

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They let me make tv

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the Lumia 800 has illuminated buttons and the way they work is just the OLED stretching out past the visible area and below the buttons - the splash screen initialises this area to white and the OS doesn't clear it. so by changing the splash screen, you can actually change the colour of the buttons!

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Oh my god

"avatar: the last airbender" is like 20 years old now
I was watching the premieres and taping them on VHS 20 years ago

fuuuck
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mental health related shitpost
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my therapist sent me something called the DBT Nightmare Protocol and I’ve never been more excited to read about a therapy technique. we need more psychology terms that sound like SCP doomsday contingencies

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somewhat ranty post about programming languages but I'm trying to be fair
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I have a similar problem with programming languages in unfamiliar paradigms. like I’m used to languages like Python and Lua and (ugh) JS, so when I see a language like C# or Lisp or Haskell all I can think about is all of the features from Python/Lua/JS that are missing or replaced with weird alternative features that look like clumsy approximations of what Python/Lua/JS has

and like I strongly suspect that the replacement features are roughly as good (maybe better?) or that you’re supposed to use disparate alternative features instead. but I can’t put myself in the mindset of someone who uses that language and understands how to write idiomatic code in it so to me it just looks awful. and I’m curious to understand why they aren’t as awful as they look, but not enough to learn a language that looks - from the outside - like a clumsy awkward approximation of Python/Lua/JS

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cw-boost: 'clanker' slur discourse
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somewhat ranty post about Chesterton's fences in the tech world but I'm trying to be fair
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there should be a term for a Chesterton’s fence that isn’t “why is this here?” but “why did they make this so complicated?” because I run into that constantly in the tech world

like “why do I have to learn about the concepts of entities and components in order to use Unity when you could represent the same data and behavior using an object that contains more objects inside of it?” or “why does this unit-testing framework need to run an entirely separate JavaScript runtime inside of Node in order to simply unit-test some code?” or “why is it such a complicated and frustrating task to literally just make a simple GUI with HTML/CSS?”

like I’m not saying that these things are pointlessly overcomplicated, because they probably aren’t. but from the outside they look pointlessly overcomplicated. and that’s frustrating because I don’t want to learn something that looks unnecessarily difficult to understand and use

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I just pushed my experimental changes to production at 6am because I make bad decisions

but, everything seems to be working! #GAGSProject is now fully async. it doesn’t have lazy-loading yet but at least the whole server doesn’t grind to a halt while it’s waiting on the results of just one reddit API request

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@oracle oohh if this ever goes below $10 I might get it! I love rhythm games and I love vocaloids lol

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why does every singleplayer game with cute characters have to have a story mixed in with the gameplay? why can’t a game just have cute characters? I want to play as a hot and/or cute girl but I don’t need a whole traumadump about them :<

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