I'm sorry puppygirls and catboys. There's just something to Object Oriented Programming's Getters+Setters that just delivers serotonin to my single brain cell that lambdas never brought me.

@ilobmirt i may be a sicko for discriminated unions and >>= but there's something really satisfying about designing a properly encapsulated SOLID DI-able set of classes

@ilobmirt grumble grumble something about unity being actively hostile to good OOP grumble grumble

@eclairwolf other software libraries are written by developers who ARE DEAD WRONG. It's 100% fact.

Specially game engines. I'm so sorry Unity's got you strugglin.