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What constitutes "a lot of dildos" for one person to own?

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30% More than five
46% More than ten
0% More than fifty
23% I measure mine by the ton
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@TheGreatLlama more than five is the lowest option? y’all are living very different lives compared to me lol

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@kasdeya
I'm trying to find out what would cause a person to exclaim, "That's a lot of dildos!"

Would 5 actually get that reaction from you?

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@TheGreatLlama ohh I see! if I had a friend with 5 dildos I would say to others “they have a lot of dildos” but I definitely wouldn’t exclaim it to them hehe. but I definitely would if they had ten

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@TheGreatLlama I guess it's not a number as much as:

Is the number of sex toys negatively impacting:

* Ones ability to pay the bills

* Ones ability to obtain food

* Ones ability to move about their living quarters

* Are the sex toys literally being made into a wall that separates someone from the people they love?

* Are the sex toys displacing all the breathable oxygen on planet earth?

Then yeah, that's a lot of sex toys
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@ilobmirt
I see where you're coming from, but I'm concerned that we're in danger of turning sex toy ownership into a classist issue. Don't poor folks deserve the opportunity to fuck themselves however they please?

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@TheGreatLlama yeah. You're right. All folks should have the opportunity to fuck themselves as they please. Shouldn't need to say pretty please to the free market, the asset class, or the government.

Dissolve payment processors, have the workers rise up, and everyone can produce enough to have all their needs met. Specially their horny needs.
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@TheGreatLlama

I'd go with, "if you have more dildos than you use,¹ or expect to use,¹ then THAT's too many dildos. Otherwise, knock yourself out". 🤷‍♀️

Shame as with, say, shoes or hats.

Also what @ilobmirt said tho.

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¹ Not necessarily on oneself.

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