Q: How do you know if a transfemme is in love?

A: Because she's canceling the object of her affection on social media

Fox girlfriend just joked that our wedding vows are going to be us saying nasty shit about each other on the Fedi lolol

@salad_bar_breath The 100-reply meta thread is actually the ceremony

@EveOfTheFuture worst reception ever lolol

@salad_bar_breath It'll be fun, I'm getting everyone to passive-aggressively subtoot you for your hen party!

Just, uh, don't ask about the registry

@EveOfTheFuture registry includes our addresses so yall can doxx us as well as ensure our local communities hate us as well.

@salad_bar_breath @EveOfTheFuture all those charlie kirk worship sites will be happy about that registry