Also, my apologies for dating people not on the Fedi...

Just being like, "oh, that's a Fediless maiden, let me just date her"

As my Grandpa used to say...

Better to be a Fediless Maiden than a Maidenless Fedi

@salad_bar_breath best toot.

@AnarchoNinaWrites I would show my gf, but I fear that would convince her to make a Fedi account 😫

@salad_bar_breath what are you doing them, rescuing them from towers???

@secretsloth most princesses locked up in towers run single user instances, so I avoid that

@salad_bar_breath finally, the best reason to leave fedi