Some researcher at Fox News: hey guys, I found out some transsexual in Jersey is kidnapping and locking up women in her trunk!

Room: *gasps with excitement*

Researcher: Oh wait, nevermind, she's just kidnapping other transsexuals and they want it.

Room: *disappointed noises*

@salad_bar_breath “fox news”

@rowan it's not even the good @FoxNews