Look, just because I'm a femme does not mean that I won't pick you up and whisk you away to my trunk and lock you in there.

@salad_bar_breath 💜

@salad_bar_breath

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@eliza lol you're in Europe, do y'all even have cars?

@salad_bar_breath

We have tram ... cars ...

@salad_bar_breath 🥺 promise?

@jepyang oh, don't you worry your cute little heart, you are definitely on my kidnap list

@salad_bar_breath so do we all have to be in the trunk at once, or is it more of a timeshare situation?

@jepyang I mean...I'll have to ask all parties involved, but I'd like to think I have high kidnapping standards, so I think y'all would enjoy being crammed into my car's little trunk together.

@salad_bar_breath *rayne opens her trunk* you should know we’ve unionized

@jepyang we love to see it lol.

What are the collective demands?

(Please say I have to let y'all pick me up and throw me in the trunk too sometimes)

@salad_bar_breath @jepyang taking turns driving while road tripping by cycling who is the kidnapper and the kidnapped

@rowan @jepyang T is gonna be so mad when you one up her letting me be a passenger princess all the time by making me a trunk princess.

@salad_bar_breath is this like a torture thing or just another boring ransom scenario. I’m trying to prioritize my kidnappings.

@FinalGirl I think as I get more and more volunteers for my trunk kidnappings, it's looking more and more like torture.

@salad_bar_breath 😂😂😂 the subtext on this is brilliant

@FinalGirl in an absolute autism move, I am unaware of the implicit subtext (unless it's that I have a whole bunch of girlies that want kidnapped and thus it's gonna be cramped in there, which is what I'm going for lol)

@salad_bar_breath it kind of read like “Managing all of this is gonna be torture.”

@FinalGirl oh, managing a bunch of pretty girls in my trunk is worth the torture, no matter how bratty they are about it lol

@salad_bar_breath So many volunteers you end up having to rent a uhaul

@EveOfTheFuture the real uhaul lesbians were the Costco quantity of dolls we kidnapped along the way

@salad_bar_breath Now I'm just wondering where you're taking us all. To build a new society?

@EveOfTheFuture trafficking humans...for a communist utopia lol