*Another hypothetical conversation where I go back in time and talk to my much younger, pre transition self, because thats a fun way to present happenings in my life*
Me: So, you're going to date the hottest girl on the whole east coast
Young me: 🤩
Me: ...and she's going to be super into you, a great cuddler, really cute, and kinda literally foxy.
Young Me: 🥹😻
Me: ...and you're both going to yearn for you to throw her in the trunk and kidnap her
Young me: 😰
@salad_bar_breath and she’ll guiltvenmo you $5-$20 every-so-often after you roast her on fedi just before checking up on the wife
@rowan you ain't checking up on the wife with your post nut clarity now! Findom + Orgasm ruining + Being tied up in my trunk. Its like a philosopher stone of kinks
@salad_bar_breath rown will literally read this and not understand how accurate it is