I need there to have been somebody at that speaking event today that made bad Austin Powers types jokes about Charlie Kirk's neck after he was shot.

"I heard he was the type of guy to put his neck out on the line for you"

"He should have stayed in his neck of the woods"

"I've heard of someone breathing down your neck, but this is ridiculous"

@salad_bar_breath i always thought he was a pain in the neck

"You get neck deep in that kind of thinking and this is sure to happen"

"I wonder if he sensed it, like if right before it happened the hair on the back of his neck was standing up"

"Say what you want about the guy, but not many people can say they went neck and neck with something as fast as a bullet"

@salad_bar_breath yknow, i thought they said “hit the deck” but i guess charlie heard something different

"I guess we won't have to worry about where he's doing his neck-st speech"

Somebody posted that Charlie Kirk is the 2025 throat goat and I can't with the internet today