is there any reason why bottled purified water would taste fucked up and sour and almost sort of like carbonated

@vivi is it dasani?

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@vivi has it been sitting in the bottle for a while? plastic leeching is blehhghhhhmgkbgjhiodgd

@rowan We (as in my workplace) bought them last month, and the rest of the bottles in the 40pk seem totally fine it was just the one. they're dated out til 2029 so it seems like just one fucked up bottle idk maybe someone poison syringed that one bottle and i'm gonna die in a few hours or somethin

@vivi yeah i’ve gotten some like that before blgeghhhh

@vivi @rowan you'll be fine but the others wouldn't have been; yinglets are resistant to poison