consider a rowan

• fox cryptid gf
• supernatural kitsune powers (will use then on you)
• loud
• bad at video games (you can always win vs her at Mario kart)
• will get overstimulated and bite you
• constantly needy and affectionate
• not smart and wants you to explain everything slowly
• will hide your things in the void for fun
• horny switch
• cooks for you (you Will enjoy spicy food)
• bad jokes that only it understands
• emotionally dysregulated
• looking at it for too long means it will claim you for its own

@rowan ah this must be one of those mythical creatures that’s too perfect to exist. like a unicorn, except hot

oh they’re real? how do I get one? actually, how many are there? I want them all

@kasdeya bullet 2 implies infinite (they will not leave you alone)

@rowan omgg they are perfect 💙

@rowan tempting

@rowan void friends