this tumblr post is permanently burnt into its memory. if (thing) { dont(); } is literally the funniest thing ever

"if you're homeless, why don't you just. buy a house" type humor gets it so hard

@49016

if (user.isHacker) {
  disconnect();
}

@tay if (code.vulnerable) fix()

@49016 i just know that some startup somewhere is using an ai model to do exactly this

@49016 its that evil bit type code

@49016

if(!visorsTouching){
    touchvisors();
}