i always love when people would say things to me like “better to be Pissed Off than Pissed On, am i Right ????”

because they dont realize that im there thinking, “wau,,, i didnt know these were mutually exclusive states,,,”

@rowan I'm pretty sure there are some folks that don't mind being pissed on either, given the right circumstances

@VileLasagna oh i’m certain of it. i think my favorite part is the implicit admission that its not possible to be upset while being pissed on