if I were a vampire I would simply survive off of the blood of billionaires. I would enthrall some of them and drain others dry and it would always be morally correct to do both

once capitalism collapsed I would keep the surviving billionaires in a little pig pen crawling around in the mud and I could probably make their blood last a good 30 years before I needed to go looking for kinky volunteers instead

@kasdeya

not what I was expecting when I opened this post >///<

to clarify, the kinky volunteers would live in the servants’ quarters of my palace and cook for my guests and clean for me and do anything I said without question. the pig pen is only for billionaires

@pharmafemboy hehehe yeah I’m ngl almost all of my power fantasies are lewd-coded even though most of them are directed at my oppressors so it leads to weird shit like this

@kasdeya

would there be snuggles?

@pharmafemboy I’d have a bed so big that everyone fit on it at once and we’d all cuddle and watch youtube and Star Trek together, at least once a week 💙

@kasdeya

mrewoww mow waffm mrow wrufff,,,,,

if there's safewords then it sounds good tbh,,,

massive beds and snuggles and youtube sounds so gay,,,,

@pharmafemboy I would never enthrall someone without safety measures like that! (except oppressors, of course) but I’d hope that I could make serving me feel so intoxicatingly good, and so safe and comfortable, that there’s never any need for them

and omg yes it would be as gay as possible, I think. I would learn fleshcraft from the Tzimisce just to give all of my guests and servants their ideal bodies, and I would have rooms dedicated to admiring and testing out those new bodies~

@kasdeya

awawawa,,,, awa,, wa,,,, mreowww,,,,,

@pharmafemboy you are so cute omgg - so glad you like this idea 💕