I just beat the Guinness world record for speed-picking by 4 seconds!
Single-pin-picking, 8 differently-keyed, 4-pin, standardΒΉ padlocks, in 56 seconds.
And I did it while wearing a fluffy bear suit.
ΒΉ the current record holder used laminated Master locks with no security pins, but I didn't want all the comments on my video to be "Master lock sucks" jokes, so I used Brinks instead.
@alice I realized after posting that there is an alternate interpretation where I am asking you to never change your clothes, and now that is retroactively what I meant. Please leave the bear suit on forever.
@alice what kind of fluffy suit was the current holder wearing? That's the important part.
For those of you asking, here's me in the bear suit, right after breaking the world record:
@alice That's an adorable bear kigu! Where'd you get it?
@alice That is so awesome.
(I think all world records should have to be done in bear suits.)
@alice to be so well dressed at the moment of victory π π€
@alice I love your nails π definitely trying the black and pink style next time I paint mine, that's so gorgeous
@alice Wait, hold up, is that that bear suit where you were all, "Gee, I don't know, should I buy this? What do y'all think?" and people were like, "Duh, OF COURSE you should get that thing!"
If so, that was an excellent choice.
@alice congratulations snazzy bear!
Hacking locks like Fancy Bear hacks systems.
@alice damn nice pickin there, sister.
@alice it is illegal to be this adorable!!!
@alice πfor some reason Teddy Bear's Picnic is playing in my mindspace π€π
(something something, edging the face pic π)
@captainvellalives thank you π₯° I like the bubblegum punk vibes of pink/black together.
@Legit_Spaghetti indeed, it's that bear suit.
@numbercrow I'm #NotAGirl, but thank you π©·
@alice my wife has an important question: do you have matching bear slippers?
@NineIsntPrime sadly, I do not. Bit I do have fuzzy socks.
@alice I apologize, I didn't need to include any gender marker.
@captainvellalives @alice My partner calls their aesthetic Preschool Thug. Letter bead bracelets with foul language, bright colours, stuffed animals carrying knives.