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I just beat the Guinness world record for speed-picking by 4 seconds!

Single-pin-picking, 8 differently-keyed, 4-pin, standardΒΉ padlocks, in 56 seconds.

And I did it while wearing a fluffy bear suit.

ΒΉ the current record holder used laminated Master locks with no security pins, but I didn't want all the comments on my video to be "Master lock sucks" jokes, so I used Brinks instead.

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@alice

> And I did it while wearing a fluffy bear suit.

Don't ever change

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@alice whoa. amazing Alice. huuuuuuge congrats

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@alice I realized after posting that there is an alternate interpretation where I am asking you to never change your clothes, and now that is retroactively what I meant. Please leave the bear suit on forever.

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@eruonna @alice Alice was bearly dressed

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@alice what kind of fluffy suit was the current holder wearing? That's the important part.

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πŸ…°πŸ…»πŸ…ΈπŸ…²πŸ…΄ (πŸŒˆπŸ¦„)

@Haikyoneko none! Can you believe it?

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@alice holy shit Alice how are you so good at this

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πŸ…°πŸ…»πŸ…ΈπŸ…²πŸ…΄ (πŸŒˆπŸ¦„)

For those of you asking, here's me in the bear suit, right after breaking the world record:

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@alice come for the bare pics, stay for the bear pics

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@alice That's an adorable bear kigu! Where'd you get it?

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@alice That is so awesome.

(I think all world records should have to be done in bear suits.)

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@alice to be so well dressed at the moment of victory πŸ˜™ 🀌

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@alice

Beary nice! 🐻

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@alice I love your nails 😍 definitely trying the black and pink style next time I paint mine, that's so gorgeous

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@alice Wait, hold up, is that that bear suit where you were all, "Gee, I don't know, should I buy this? What do y'all think?" and people were like, "Duh, OF COURSE you should get that thing!"

If so, that was an excellent choice.

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@alice πŸ₯Ίβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπŸ₯Ίβ€οΈ

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@alice congratulations snazzy bear!
Hacking locks like Fancy Bear hacks systems.

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TotallyObvious πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ

@alice damn nice pickin there, sister.

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@alice it is illegal to be this adorable!!!

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@alice 😍for some reason Teddy Bear's Picnic is playing in my mindspace πŸ€”πŸ˜

(something something, edging the face pic 😁)

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πŸ…°πŸ…»πŸ…ΈπŸ…²πŸ…΄ (πŸŒˆπŸ¦„)

@BalooUriza Goodwill for like $7.

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πŸ…°πŸ…»πŸ…ΈπŸ…²πŸ…΄ (πŸŒˆπŸ¦„)

@captainvellalives thank you πŸ₯° I like the bubblegum punk vibes of pink/black together.

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πŸ…°πŸ…»πŸ…ΈπŸ…²πŸ…΄ (πŸŒˆπŸ¦„)

@Legit_Spaghetti indeed, it's that bear suit.

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πŸ…°πŸ…»πŸ…ΈπŸ…²πŸ…΄ (πŸŒˆπŸ¦„)

@numbercrow I'm , but thank you 🩷

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@Longspeak thank you 🩷

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@alice my wife has an important question: do you have matching bear slippers?

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πŸ…°πŸ…»πŸ…ΈπŸ…²πŸ…΄ (πŸŒˆπŸ¦„)

@NineIsntPrime sadly, I do not. Bit I do have fuzzy socks.

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TotallyObvious πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ

@alice I apologize, I didn't need to include any gender marker.

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@captainvellalives @alice My partner calls their aesthetic Preschool Thug. Letter bead bracelets with foul language, bright colours, stuffed animals carrying knives.

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