YouTube: I see you are extremely passionate about Star Trek. if you pay us $15/month you can watch the mummified corpse of Star Trek dance around while we electrocute it

although I’m not being entirely fair because the $15/month also includes a bunch of corporate-approved TV shows about how life has always been and will always be meaningless and cruel and there’s nothing we can do but continue to support capitalism and big corporations while remaining isolated and individualist. not that the corporations creating these shows are in any way biased