stumbling on inconsequential internet drama with no context is so strangely calming

like I found this cute lewd-coded song about being seduced by a faerie and the comments are all like “I knew Elita before I even knew who Melanie was!! stop talking about Melanie this isn’t even her song!! 😡😡😡”

I get angry about a lot of inconsequential things but moments like this remind me that there is an infinite amount of inconsequential stuff to get angry about

and I get this feeling, almost like watching a thunderstorm rage outside my window: chaos and strife has struck close to my life but I’m warm and protected. and the reminder of how I could feel if I had just stepped outside makes me feel even cozier