when an SCP-6783-2-α instance encounters SCP-75412-4-μ, it will release SCP-6783-3-υ and SCP-6738-3-κ which will encase the resulting SCP-6783-2-β in a SCP-8342-Θ::/apple/37 that triggers SCP-5245-6-24-λ-McDonalds-η which creates SCP-5357-4-7 resulting in a class-7 Theaetetus event (designated SCP-69-420)

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