the month of December is almost here. many of the December parasites have already matured into the early stages of their yearly awakening

early warning signs of infection include a single-minded obsession with disgustingly saccharine music, disgustingly saccharine food, disgustingly saccharine movies, and disgustingly saccharine phrases like “holly jolly”

soon nearly every public place will be littered with garish artifacts of the infected including an inescapable loop of ear-bleeding brainworm music in order to entice the infected into spending as much money as possible

remember to avoid contact with the infected and their ritualized gift-exchange as much as possible during this time. do not let them drag you into this no matter how much they shame, guilt, or coerce - and above all stay safe out there. I’ll see you on the other side