someone on reddit: *asks a question about pianos on r/PianoQuestions because they’re interested in pianos*

a chronically online, deeply insecure white man: *pushes up anime glasses* ohohoho, you fool! you imbecile! you don’t understand pianos at all! allow me to educate you on just how wrong and stupid your question really is! pianos just so happen to be one of my most passionate interests, and instead of sharing that interest with you I am going to belittle you for knowing less than me!