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@nonfedimemes it's about time for the project upgrade to php

@nonfedimemes don’t worry bro I got you. you can use my web 3.0 fork of ffmpeg with an Electron frontend and AI-assisted transcoding support for just $3000/year

@kasdeya It's not enough. It needs an Electron fork that's both, Flash and Java applet enabled. The software uses both when running. The next version will bring Silverlight into the mix.

@nonfedimemes "have we got an alternative for wood for furniture yet? People been using that for decades and we haven't really progressed on processing it, and I get myself splinters cutting it"