inventing a new, mysterious type of trans surgery called middle surgery
@eclairwolf fuckable belly button
or possibly hip-to-waist ratio surgery?
nah it’s definitely a fuckable belly button. that makes way more sense
@eclairwolf all i can think of is that one clip of Brennan Lee Mulligan ranting about putting a mouth in his back so he can have someone shovelling salami into it while he GMs
@OwlValkyrieQuinn @eclairwolf you know what I’m not even going to question that he said this. Brennan Lee Mulligan is capable of anything
@renren i heard you need a tri wing screwdriver for that one