the trans agenda is having an aisle in every pharmacy for over-the-counter xenohuman HRT

like give me two bottles of Stranger Things Demogorgon, three drider pills, two coyote bottles for my furry partners, a 30-day supply of the kemonomimi variety pack, and oh yeah one Morrigan Aensland for me

@kasdeya Do they have elf?

@julie they have the 4 most common types of elf but you can also get designer elf types online, like WoW blood elf and Elder Scrolls Dunmer

btw if you’re wondering the kemonomimi pills dissolve on your tongue and have different flavors depending on the type:

inumimi – banana
nekomimi – kiwi
kitsunemimi – orange
usagimimi – marshmallow
ookamimimi – blackberry

sometimes people like to scramble them up and take a random one for the thrill of not knowing which kind of body they’re going to have for the day

of course there are also simpler single-effect pills that do things like making your skin glow in the dark or changing your eye color or pupil shape. pills like these can often be programmed over NFC to configure color, shape, texture, etc. before you take them. if you take them without configuring them you’ll just end up with the default settings instead (the default settings are generally whatever configuration is shown on the box)

@kasdeya now imagining a prank where one grabs these off the shelf, holds them just barely close enough to their phone to reprogram the defaults without opening the package, and puts them back on the shelf