sex parties sound like an awkward stressful hell how tf is anyone supposed to feel comfortable existing in a space like that, much less comfortable enough to do anything sexual?

@kitten imagine being the only one not doing anything tho

@lucasmz bringing my own foldable ikea cuck chair to the sex party

@kitten @lucasmz

would technically be voyeurism not cuckoldry, unless your romantic partner was attending the event

@pharmafemboy @lucasmz

<- this is how you look right now

@kitten @lucasmz

yeah, I'm a fucking sex and fetish nerd, what of it?!?! /lh

@lucasmz @kitten I’m ngl I feel like it would be an “I don’t know what to do with my hands” type of situation where every option feels equally terrifying

@pharmafemboy @lucasmz

@kitten @pharmafemboy I don't speak santa catarina boomers

@lucasmz @pharmafemboy it's actually dutch, not german

@kitten @pharmafemboy fuck

@lucasmz @kitten

wait did you genuinely think that was German?

@pharmafemboy @lucasmz to be fair dutch is if german and english had an inbred baby

@kitten @lucasmz

well, yes, but like... there were way too many O's for it to be german, and not enough ue, oe, or ae sounds