vampires need to learn how to drink blood properly

like you’ve been at this for how many hundreds of years and you still get it all over yourself? if I was drinking a bowl of soup, except the soup was made out of crime evidence (and was also an extremely precious resource that I desperately need to survive), I’m pretty sure I could finish my bowl without dripping it all down my chin and onto the floor

I could maybe accept that drinking straight from someone’s neck is just inherently going to be sloppy, because there’s not a good way to keep a vacuum seal without letting some blood through. but this even happens in art of vampires drinking from goblets and stuff. vampires need to learn some table manners, is what I’m saying

@kasdeya they're sloppy because the choose to be because it's hotter

@ivy_gay you know what? extremely valid

@kasdeya vampires are just very, very enthusiastic