audio porn for straight men: 6 minutes of “hehehe hi master~! you summoned me so that means I have to - like - fuck your cock with my huge titties~! hehehehe~! 💙”

audio porn for lesbians: 2 hours of the most fucked-up psychological horror you have ever heard in your life

both of these are completely valid btw but I’m still looking for a good middle ground lol