Fallout 3: the entire purpose of your existence is to find your dad who delivered you as a baby and then abandoned you

me, who grew up with abusive parents: fuck that guy; hope he dies

Fallout 4: the entire purpose of your existence is to find your baby who you’ve seen for 20 seconds in the intro

me, who is very uncomfortable around babies and finds them gross: uh you know what how about I don’t

Fallout 5: the entire purpose of your existence is to make babies

me: oh hell yes now we’re talking