desktop software: I am the dandelion that grows through a tiny crack on a busy intersection. I thrive on your neglect and indifference. nothing can stop my growth

server software: nooo you’re using a slightly different version of PostgreSQL nooo that config option is deprecated nooo you have to read all the release notes before updating nooo I’m going to silently crash and hide an arcane error message somewhere in my massive logfile nooo T_T