when Discord makes the “Shop” button obnoxiously flashy to make me click it, it still brings me joy to click it and then quickly click away before any of their shitty bloated React bullshit can load. it’s my tiny “fuck you” to everything they are as a company, and everything about Discord as a piece of software

Amélie: *dips her hand in a bag of lentils*

me: *serenely pokes the self-defeating software*