4chan-style horror story that never gets to the point. just gives excessively detailed descriptions of mundane things and then abruptly ends

“I grew up in a small town, and specifically in an old house that was built in the 60’s or 70’s. the specific encounter that I want to talk about must’ve taken place when I was 5 or 6. now something to know about this house is that immediately adjacent to the main entry is a corridor that leads into two bedrooms and a bathroom. the corridor is an immediate left turn from the door, and the corridor’s walls block any line-of-sight from the entry to the inside of either bedroom, even if the doors are open. that becomes important later”

“anyway the landing always had a lamp on a table near the entry. you could never see the light from inside of the bedrooms, but it would sometimes cast shadows on the walls of the entry that were visible from inside of the corridor, and…”