Okay, new rule: Every non-person fedizen must add in their bio/pronouns if they accept being referred to using you or not.

#nonPerson #therian #beepboop

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(I don’t actually care about Pepsi’s logo but I’m referencing this PDF which may be a hoax and also this Lemon Demon song which is based on the PDF)

did… Pepsi change their logo back to the old one? but… what about the golden ratio?? the Parthenon?? the Earth’s magnetic fields?? Lemon Demon worked so hard on that logo!

@ellie I 100% agree and it’s so validating to hear someone other than me say this. I feel this way about camping too. like I think I can understand hiking but camping is like staying at the Worst Hotel Imaginable

im gonna b real i Never understood the beach hype . How the fuck does anyone have fun on the beach . Its uncomfortably hot . you have to be almost naked around a bunch of randomsm . theres fucking SAND EVERYWHERE . THE WATER IS SHITTY AND SALTY AND GROSS . THERES NOTHING TO DO . IT SUCKS

One of the neat things about the IBM Selectric typewriter is that it has interchangeable "typeballs" for different fonts/languages. And now someone figured out how to 3D print custom ones, so now you can type on a Selectric in Comic Sans. https://www.printables.com/model/441233-comic-sans-typeball-for-the-ibm-selectric-typewrit

"Xenia vs Tux" you are a fool Tux is the little plush Xenia keeps around that comes to life when shes sleeping

If you have *any* love for #FPS games, you must, must, must play Ashes 2063, easily one of the best FPSes ever made, and yet it's a #DOOM mod. It's just been added to #GoG so it's easier than ever to install and run! https://www.gog.com/en/game/ashes_2063

#retrogaming #gaming

oh god programming in java

why the fuck is my tv making 20 - 30 network requests a minute while it’s OFF?

I kinda want to figure out what percentage of fedi peeps have a Niko Oneshot profile picture
Feel free to boost

For those of us with ADHD, if you are thinking about a task every second you’re not doing it and desperately want to do the task more than anything else and are devastated that you can’t do it so much that you use all your energy just on trying to make yourself do the thing that you want to do but can’t, that is NOT procrastination. That is executive dysfunction. It only seems like procrastination to people who have never experienced executive dysfunction and those who have only ever experienced executive dysfunction.

Procrastination is when you fully have the ability to do something and choose not to do it but to do the thing you prefer doing instead. I hadn’t experienced this until very recently, after a lot of therapy and medication.

“Where’s your autopilot?”

“You’re looking at it”

“All I see is a bunch of cogs and shafts. Where’s the computer?”

“That’s the computer”

“You have a *clockwork* jumpdrive. For the love of Eris, why?”

“The best human takes forty seconds to recover from jumpshock. There isn’t a digital computer that can tell a one from a zero in under a minute postjump. Belinda here will have us into the next wormhole before those customs cutters chasing us stop drooling.”

“You *named* this abomination”

“Hey, no cause to be mean to her! You can get out and walk anytime, friend.”

#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot

“what are your preferred pronouns?”

my pronouns are it/its, she/her, they/them, ze/zir but my preferred pronouns are whichever of those makes you most uncomfortable